cV.Dictionary

This dictionary contains mostly phrases created by the community, but lists several other memes and phrases that are used so commonly i figured they should also be in here to help people understand just what the fuck we're saying.

I have organized the phrases into sections A-Z and listed phrases in alphabetical order. Entries will consist of the term in bold, pronunciation help in (parentheses), the description in plain text, suggestions for other terms related to it in [brackets], and an example in italics.

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1.5TB of Anime: Possession of this phrase is used to describe virgins, due to the fact that the amount of Anime saved to ones drives increases the chance of that individual being a virgin exponentially. We believe the formula to be "V%=10GB^2" where V% represents chance of virginity, and 10GB represents each 10GB of anime saved.
example: "Bash's non-virginity is statistically impossible, therefore we have determined that it is possible for the male to revert back to virginity."

30 Bomb: A CodFagese term that appears to state the skillful nature of a players previous endeavors. [see 5 Bomb]
example: "Shit bro, he dropped a fuckin' 30 Bomb in that last scrim"

5 Bomb: A CodFagese term that appears to state the unskillful nature of players previous endeavors. [see 30 Bomb]
example: 1."Captain is lucky to drop a 5 Bomb in CS:S" 2."Bash is lucky to drop a 5 Bomb in CoD4"

80GB Hard Drive: The size of Greyfox's hard drive. Imitating Greyfox's voice while speaking is required.
example: I had to delete a lot of good hentai to make room for the latest 720p naruto shippouden fansub on my 80GB Hard Drive.

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Ackmed Mohammad Hachelach: 1. Alias used in trolling. He claims to be from Saudi Arabia although he speaks with an Indian accent. He is a terrorist using counter strike as training for future attacks against the infidels. 2. Also a character starring in Bash's biology doodles who was a Muslim Santa Claus who brought all the good little arab boys guns, ammunition, and high explosives every Christmas night.
example: "American Pig, you are pig. You invade everybody countries for oil and wealth. You rape our women, slaughter our livestock, and wonder why we bomb your twin tower"

America's Hat: An extremely offensive term for the country Canada
example: Duke comes from america's hat, thats not snow America just has dandruff

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B&: commonly used on forums, it simply reads "banned"
example: I got B& from that server, find another.

Baiting: A term to describe a player allowing teammates to die while doing nothing or using them as bait to find enemies.
example: We may have won that round if duke wasn't baiting our entire team!

Banday: A day of the month (sometimes the 13th, sometimes the 30th or 28th) where everyone is banned from cyverse vent for no reason whatsoever in celebration. It is traditional for the admin who banned everyone to unban all the people and request that another admin ban him so he may participate in the days festivities as well.
example: "Guess what day it is!? BAN DAY!!!"

Bash Laugh, The: [see cyverse laugh]

Bash's Law: The belief created by SgtBash that any computer, console, game, etc will fix itself if left alone for a certain period of time and not fucked with. If it does not work, do not touch it for a couple hours then try again. if it still does not work, leave it until tomorrow and try again. If it still does not work, leave it for two days and try again. If it still does not work, leave it for a week and try again. If it still does not work, leave it for a month and try again. If it still does not work, leave it for a year and try again. If it still does not work, the law does not apply to that particular type of object. It has been confirmed that Hard Drives and Red-ring Xbox's are not applicable.
example: "Thanks to Bash's law, my quad is running again."

Bash's Traffic Law: A belief created by SgtBash to predict the future based upon the outcome of your first traffic stop of the day. If you go to enter the highway for your commute and do not have to wait for traffic or a traffic signal to make your turn, your luck has all been poured into that and the rest of your day will ALWAYS suck ass. If you have to wait, then your day still has potential to be a good one.
example: "Thanks to Bash's law, my quad got wrecked today"

Beat Skeet Retreat, The: A term used by cyverse call of duty players to describe the actions undertaken while being the last alive on their team against three or more opponents and attempting to clutch. [see clutch]
example: "Holy shit I'm on the beat skeet retreat!"

Bee's Knees, The: Term used by Canadians to describe something as special. Apparently because bee's do not have knees Canadians believe a bee with knees would be special.
example: "that scope on Marines is the Bee's Knees."

BoringLands: an alternative name for the game "BorderLands" [see Lorderbands]
example: "Kudoku went to go play boringlands with Duke and Jew"

Brisk Fap: A term describing ones masturbation session to be quick and more out of sheer habit or addiction than pleasure.
example: "Chili left to have another brisk fap."

BRPRPRPRPRPRPRP: say "doooo" while motorboating your lips to make an annoying sound similar to a wierd bird call.
example: "brprprprprprprprprp"

B^Uckley: Name for the no-talent creator of the CAD web comic who draws every characters face as "B^U"
example: I got banned from the CAD forums for insulting Tim B^Uckley

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Call of Grenades 4:A term for Call of Duty 4, accurately describing the fact that 3/4 of all kills in the game are from random grenades thrown distances impossible for a major league baseball pitcher.
example: I am off to go scrim some call of grenades 4.

Clutch: A common call of duty player term for when you are the last member of your team and multiple enemies are left yet you manage to beat them all and win for your team.
example: "Clutching in cod is so easy because people regenerate health"

Chicken n' Waffles: self explanatory
example: "Lookit dis' chicken and waffles, It's a negro soul food classic!"

Code88: Any extremely high-pitched noise spammed in vent. DarkChili is famous for his guitar amp and audacity creations which cleared out the KWA ventrilo in a matter of seconds.
example: "chili got banned for code88 AGAIN"

CodFag A discriminatory slur for call of duty players
example: "The codfags are such fags I had to mute vent"

CyVerse Laugh: No matter how you laugh in real life, your ventrilo laugh will be nerdy and consist of a nasly "ohhohohhohohh"
example: "hey guys checkout this pic" "ohhohohhohohhohohh"

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Dame: (pronounced "Dah Meh") Japanese for "no" or "impossible", it is heavily used by some in cyverse because of the excessive usage in the show "Nyoron Churuya-san"
example: "Can I spam rickroll over vent?" "DAME!!!"

Dilz: 1. Any person who exhibits behavior matching or similar to that of Bash. 2. Can be used to describe someone suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder, someone who often does random and zany things. 3. May be used as a synonym for "penis"
example: "You a dilz, brah", "suck my dilz"

Dilzy Kidz: 1. A professional gaming organization founded by Bash to own OGL league. The team succeeded in taking the #1 spot on two counter strike ladders without ever winning a match. 2. Used by duke and some other cod players to attempt to insult or name counter strike players.
example: "Here come the Dilzy Kidz, We're BACK!", Duke:"Bash control your dilzy kidz"

Dirty Green Paper: Money
example: "DOLLAR DOLLAR DOLLAR, DIRTY GREEN PAPER!"

Dispute: 1. A complaint to a leagues admins against a team who they believe hacks or else has talked shit and not followed every stupid rule exactly. 2. Threatening to do so is perfect for trolling faggots in league
example: "teamchat only or I will dispute", "I take offense to that and I will be disputing"

Don't do your ese: A mexican accent applied to the phrase "Don't do your essay" to form a sexual innuendo.
example: "Hey meng, don't do your ese"

Don't do your essay: 1. phrase meant to apply peer pressure to someone who is leaving ventrilo to do schoolwork, particularly essays and term-papers 2. replacement lyrics to the otherwise incoherent song "Atlas" by Battles.
example: 1. "Play Counter-Strike, don't do your essay!" 2. "weenta woontee weenta woonta, DON'T DO YOUR ESSAY"

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Eric!: [see oh hi eric]

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Failfire: alternate name for the instant message application "X-Fire" most commonly used after a crash, lost connection, or failed file transfer.
example: "Failfire is FAIL"

Fishdicker: alternate name for the Para in CS:S
example: "Get a Fishdicker so we can spawncamp the CT's"

Fishdix: 1. Funny because Fishdix is a funny word, not because south park had an episode several years after we started saying "fishdix" making fun of how "fishsticks" sounds like "fishdicks"
example: "Fishdix was a great name before South Park made it seem unoriginal"

Fringing: The act of drying your nutsack with the air conditioner after a hot shower.
example: "I just took a show, it's time to fringe!

Fried Chickumz: self explanatory
example: "I been workin' hard all day, massa' can I have some fried chickumz?"

Friendly Creature: doodles dipicting creatures made entirely of male genetalia.
example: "Pwolf's friend draws friendly creatures during math class"

Frostback: an extremely offensive racial slur for a canadian [see call of grenades 4, America's hat]
example: Blizz is such a fucking frostback

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Gloryhole: a hole in the wall for men to suck each others dicks through. They have been around for decades, but cyverse finds them so hilarious they are often the punchline of prank calls to gyms and video stores insinuating that they have them.
example: "hey, 24-hour fitness? have you got gloryholes in the locker rooms?"

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Haruhism: Religion followed by several members of cyverse revolving around deifying a fictitious female japanese high school student.
example: "I just set my religion on facebook to Haruhism. In other news I have regained my virginity which should be impossible by any standards"

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Icehole: An offensive slur for canadians, possibly first used by Stephen Colbert. [see frostback]
example: "The Canadian icehole's won't let our olympic speedskating team practice on their arena"

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JYD OUT!: synonymous with "peace out", the phrase originates from a cyverse chatroom message received by Cyrus' girlfriend on his PC regarding the allegedly poor construct of our web site.
example: "Yo this site sucks, {JYD} out!"

JYD Spot: Stupid hiding spots where only players as bad as the Junk Yard Dawgs clan would think to hide
example: "Check all the JYD spots before you rush by"

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Keatonguying: Shooting your teammate in the back of the head during a match. Coined after Keatonguy learned that scrims are played with friendly fire enabled.
example: "Don't Keatonguy me now!"

Kettle Cooked: A delicious style of potato chips
example: "Scuze' me massa', but are demz.... Kettle Coo00OO00ooked?"

Kobe: A term used by call of duty players to describe grenades that were thrown at someone camping.
example: "C'mon KOBE KOBE KOBE KOBEKOBEKOBE, O PWNED!!!"

Koca Kola Klassic: Official Drink of the Confederacy
example: "Robert E Lee loves him some Koka Kola Klassic"

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Lorderbands: an alternate title for the game "borderlands" [see BoringLands]
example: "I am kudoku, the only person who actually says lorderbands"

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Mantrain: A group of 2 or more players in any FPS who follow eachother in such close proximity they are basically humping. It should be noted that the "engine" of the Mantrain is doing no wrong, but the "Caboose" is obviously retarded.
example: "Here comes the mantrain down long A, TOOT TOOT!"

Moon Music: 1. Any music that is strange, electronic, or "indie for the sake of indie" 2. Techno or electronica that could only be enjoyed by PWolf or MoonPeople
example: "People on what.cd only listen to moon music"

Mowing the lawn: Describing the process of shaving ones pubic hair
example: "I'll be right back, I'm gonna go mow the lawn"

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Nerd Nade 1. Description of a set nade that was likely extremely difficult to master and required the user to spend copious amounts of time practicing alone 2. Any difficult setnade thrown in a pub server
example: "Wow, nerdnaded!"

Niggerdy Business: Used to describe a business's practices as illegal, sketchy, incompetent, or otherwise screwing over their customers. It can also describe a person or group engaging in sketchy or illegal activity.
example: "Canaca.com is a Niggerdy Business", "What kind of Niggerdy Business are you fags up to?"

Ninja Please: geeky way of avoiding getting in trouble for saying "nigga". This term was developed by Bash with his friend Jake until X-Play said it on their show triggering many people to start using it thinking G4 started it.
example: "NINJA PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE, you can't HANDLE this"

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Oh, Hi Eric!: (pronounced homosexually) a form of greeting
example: "oh... HI ERIC!!!!!!"
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People who care 1. People who waste their time on things such as posting a youtube comment that they were offended by a previous comment, feeling sorry for the victims of natural disasters, or social networking of any kind 2. can describe any group of people who vocalize, blog, write about, strike, protest, picket, boycott, or lobby any political issues or charitable causes they feel strongly about 3. Absence of "People who care" is insinuated to insult someone who is complaining or railing against something with little or no support.
example: 1. "I was offended by your comment that my mother is having extramarital affairs with various men of African-American lineage and suggest you refrain from such vulgar and racist language on a site where children may be subjected to it" 2. "The SASS, Senior-Citizens Against Skateboarding on the Sidewalks, would like to request that extra police patrols go through Baker Street around the hours of 3pm to 5pm" 3. "Just look at all the people who care! Whats this... Nobody there?"

Pingas: a corruption of a line from Sonic the Hedgehog where robotnik exclaims "Snooping as usual I see". A youtube video repeating "ping as" from that sentence amused many of us greatly.
example: "touch my pingas"
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QUACK!: A random phrase inserted in random silence. no longer very common, but used to piss people in the <>cDc<> clan the hell off.
example: "Quack!"

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Saskatchewhiners: An offensive slur for canadians. Probably first used by Stephen Colbert.
example: "Duke is such a saskatchewhiner"

Set Nade: The strategic throwing of grenades in call of duty to a specific location. [see call of grenades 4, kobe]
example: "setnade setnade!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PWNED!"

Shitstank: A concoction brewed from the most disgusting things you can find, and hidden in a room to make it "stank".
example: "Dude gross, someone put some shitstank in here"

sir: (pronounced in a deep monotone with nasally voice) a manner of speaking where you enrage people by using the word "sir" at the end of every sentence and speaking in monotone.
example: "Please, sir. Do not use any kind of profanity or racism in this server, sir. I will be forced to alert the administrators if this continues, sir.

Steve Johnson: Alias used in prank calls or alternatively server trolling. He speaks in a quiet Michael Jacksonish voice. He calls any hour of the day or night, hasn't talked to you in years, and is convinced you were in the same graduating class in high school.
"hiiiii. It's me, Steven. Steven Johnson, don't you remember me?"

Sticky Throat: That sticky feeling in the back of your throat
example: "Sorry guys I had that sticky throat"

Still no Medals: phrase used to taunt Canadians on their Olympic teams inability to win as many medals as the American team.
example: "Canadas hosting the winter olympics, eh? Still no medals..."

Suck a Bag of Dicks (doo do do doo doo): (sung to the inspector gadget theme) a phrase originally coined by unfunny comedian Louis C.K. that when sung to the tune of the inspector gadget theme is hilarious but may get you b& from vent. [see b&]
example: "suck a bag of dicks doo do do doo do, suck a bag of dicks doot do!" "Duck a bag of sicks" "Fellate a bandoleer of genitalia"

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Toast: Anything that you hate.
example: "I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT, IT"S TOAST!"

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V&: "Vanned" meaning the FBI came to their house and took them away in their van.
example: "That pedophile we saw the other day just got v&."

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Yellowknifing: [see baiting] [see mantrain]
example: "Quit Yellowknifing me"

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