Haiti Jokes

I've been looking for some good haiti jokes but every forum or joke site i look at is just a couple lame ones followed by a shitstorm of moralfags saying "TOO SOON!!!"

I believe this will be the proper arena for this kind of discussion, here are a few that I managed to find:

Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed.

Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks.

Ever have Haitian drinking water?
Neither have they.

James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken... not stirred."

What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti?
A Shake 'N Bake!

Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic?
We were sad about the Titanic.

What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday?
Dead parents.

Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs?
Haiti

Anyone know where Haiti is?
I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate.